Always forgive, but never forget, learn from your mistakes, but never regret

In the last year i have learnt…

  1. If you are at the bottom of the wheel of fortune there is only one way to go, and that’s up;
  2. But you can fix something that you’ve broken – with a little work and a little patience;
  3. Its better to take honesty over platitudes every time. Straight up, black and white “I just don’t see a future” is better than “it’s not you, it’s me”;
  4. A small effort goes a long way with people you thought you had nothing in common with, if only to make the person you are with happy;
  5. Agent Provocateur underwear isn’t sexy if you have to spend an age getting it on, let alone off. But a bit of squidge around the waist gives you extra on the boobs, which gives something to appreciate and grab a hold of;
  6. Small men aren’t necessarily small all over;
  7. Practise makes perfect – whatever this may be;
  8. Have something to aspire to, to not just go with the flow, to not hold yourself back, to actually go out and get your dream, your life, to not just be a part of someone else’s – at the end of the day this makes you far sexier than all the other cookie cutters out there;
  9. People can change, but you can’t start a relationship with a clean slate;
  10. Do not estimate the lengths boys will go to on valentines day, if only to get into your knickers;
  11. Make sure you find that look in someone’s eyes that tells you they can catch a dose of your crazy and love you for it; and at the end of the day,
  12. Men just don’t get shoes like women do.

Happy anniversary baby!

Kx

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